Sergeant "Thunderbucket's Greatest challenge" Oxheart
Just another beautiful day in this man’s army!
Oxheart is about as heavy handed as you can without starting a revolt.
Quick with a lash, a boot, or a fist don’t stand behind him and don’t let him stand behind you.
Responsible for breaking fresh meat into trainable mush. He loves his job as much as he hates you!
Last seen drinking in a nameless hamlet ~15 miles from Landsend.